Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Man who lives in glass house should change in basement

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.
Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honourable discharge.
Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Man who run in front of car, get tired
Man who run behind car, get exhausted
Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly.
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out
It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who sit on tack get point
He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.